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画饼充饥,发现没钱买笔买纸!


Want to draw a cake to satisfy hunger, find no money to buy a pen to buy paper!


请让一下,别挡着我喝西北风。


Excuse me, please. Don't stand in my way.


我都不敢养狗,怕它跟我抢饭吃。


I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.


要不是空气免费,我都活不到现在。


If it Weren't for the free air, I wouldn't be alive right now.


我那晚崩溃了38次,在楼顶哭了几个小时,还是想不起来那一块钱咋丢的。


I broke down 38 times that night, cried on the roof for hours, and still couldn't remember how I lost the dollar.


工资就像大姨妈:一个月一次,一周左右就没了。


Salary is like menstruation: once a month, a week or so away.


我交朋友从不在乎他们有钱没钱,反正都比我有钱。


I Don't care if they have money or Not. They have more money than me anyway.


口袋比脸还干净。


The pocket is cleaner than the face.


耗子来我家,都要哭着出去。


When mice come to my house, they go out crying.


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